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aguar4guazu · 6 months ago

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completely normal family portrait

#just a 50 year old child #her rag doll gf #and her furry inlaw #dungeon meshi #farcille #yuri #dungeon meshi fanart #falin touden #marcille donato #labios touden #delicious in dungeon

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arealtrashact · 1 year ago

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You look lost...

#Elvis Presley #my art #I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation #something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes #poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis

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menaceofsociety2 · 30 days ago

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Chat what do you think they did to onstald?

#nevermoor #theres no way he spend over 50 years learning a wunderous art and preserving wundersmith history just to decide 'actually no i hate them now #'and srsly think they should all die including an 11 year old child'

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nobodysdaydreams · 3 months ago

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Giving a complicated tragic childhood backstory to your favorite character is all fun and games, until you realize you need to account for how old all the other adult characters would have been at the time and realize that scenes that would work perfectly if one character was twenty three and the other was fourteen stop working when you need other characters who are played by adult actors clearly younger than they are to be in college at the same time so your story beats line up thematically.

#Don't worry. I made an excel document for this over a year ago #Was that unhinged? Yeah. But this is harder than you think it is #In unrelated news it is now reasonable to have a child in your 20s 30s or 40s depending on when the plot needs the child #Also people in their early 20s can be in grad school have already established careers and adopt children now. I've declared it.#Also: Hollywood stop trying to trick me into believing women in their 30s are the same age as men in their 50s. It's never gonna work.#I'm fighting for my life to make these age gaps normal even on a platonic level #Don't worry I aged the girls up and the boys down #But still this is a bit ridiculous #If you use the actors' ages it doesn't work. Garrison's actress is 16 years younger than Curtain. Why?#I mean I like the casting. But SQ is a teenager. We know Curtain has had his evil plans at least since SQ was born and lost his bio dad #and if the Whisperer is Garrison's invention that means she and Curtain were working together when SQ was born #If SQ in the show is 16 (the actor was older I believe) and Garrison is 37 (that's how old the actress is now she was younger at time)#That means Garrison was only 21 and Curtain was well into his 30s. And that's after you age SQ down and Garrison up for the calculations #So Garrison was likely (according to the shows' casting) even younger than that which begs the question what was Curtain doing?#Was he spending his 30s lurking around college campuses and high schools looking for a kid whose inventions he could steal?#What in the Marcus Cutter is that about?#All these jokes about Garrison being SQ's uninvolved divorced stepmom but nah she's really his estranged big sister #also this is very frustrating because the irl age gap between the actress who plays Number Two and Tony Hale only 7 years #but they're the ones for whom a 16 year age gap would have actually made sense because he adopts her in the books!#but now since Garrison is clearly so much younger than Number Two Curtain and Benedict I have to deal with this #(Don't worry I figured it out and made the age gaps normal. You just now have to believe Number Two is only a year older than Garrison)#It was the stress of living with her family that aged her and Garrison just looks naturally super young that's what we're going with.#And don't get me wrong:#I do like the actresses and actors they casted they're great but sometimes I google the ages and I'm like oh you cannot be serious #But we've (more or less) figured it out #Rant over #writing #writing struggles #tmbs

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hanzajesthanza · 6 months ago

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it’s nice how the hanza dynamics initially established can sometimes compound with more character development further on…

as milva and regis are established to be action and words, doing and thinking, brawn and brains… this is very good on its own as how they are introduced in baptism of fire, but also…

their balanced approaches can be relevant to angoulême’s arc in the company because she has been so disconnected from her body by what she’s suffered, conditioned into thinking of her body as an object and bargaining chip… and with no credence ever given to her mind, soul, identity…

in milva’s domain of the physical body, she can become reconnected with her body, learn that her body is hers and not property of anyone’s… for once notice its movements, feel its feelings, not give it up to others, ignore its pain and retreat into numbness…

and in regis’ domain of thought and the metaphysical, she can recognize her mind and conceptualize herself as a person, immerse herself in her own thoughts and evaluate situations with prudence…

and these are also arcs which milva and regis had to accomplish in their individual respects… milva had to recognize her own bodily autonomy, regis had to sit and think about life…

#‘sit’ well i guess lie in a dark hole. naughty vampires go to dirt jail for 50 years #the elbow-high diaries #f: don’t call me auntie #f: i’m not your uncle dear child #gender is a huge factor here which makes it more beautiful i think #it also parallels a little how geralt and yennefer taught ciri individually and she combined their worlds incomplete without the other #i was thinking about this because of angouleme reluctantly saying that ‘there were no takers when i got there. i was too old…’#‘well’ she blushed visible in the firelight ‘almost none’#like i just want milva and regis to tell her that #1. your value is not determined by the perversions of p*dophiles #2. you are not only your body but your mind and soul #then i smiled thinking about angoulême squawking ‘that’s crap! you are your body. how can you exist without a body!’#disappearance. from behind and above and to the side and in her mind : ‘no idea’#milva doesnt want to be but she is like that one cool P.E. teacher you have who makes you fight for yourself

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muffingnf · 11 days ago

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i know normal people moved on within a few hours max However liam dying has broken my brain and regressed me back into my 12 year old self. anyway kiss you was one direction’s best single

#this is so crazyyyyyto me bro i have barely thought about them all in years and the past week has just #yeah #like why was i talking about it with my 50+ year old senior colleague the other day #and my tiktok is full of them #i miss being a child and only having to worry about mr x killing them :(#fawk

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takkamek · 2 months ago

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thinking about just how hard the decision to go to ferrari must've been to lewis. everyone can say that he's been a ferrari fan as a child, that's it's been his dream, but mercedes is was His team, his home. 12 years together. i do think it was lewis' intention to retire in mercedes but not like that and not so soon like the team (toto) were expecting him to do.

#like that ambassador thing + resign contract till he's like 50 were his plans i think #so to be slapped in the face with the realization that 1) for some reason they dont want to give him that ambassador role #(which is then offered to another driver. your rival.)#2) realize that they want you out. they want you to retire they dont have faith that you can still do it.#the family you've been a part of for over a decade want to push your out. so i dont care if lewis' been a ferrari fan as a child #Making the decision to leave mercedes after all these years was made with a heavy heart #and not as easy as some still make it out to be #f1 #lewis hamilton #like maybe it was a 'quick' decision as he's got ferrari on speed dial + the vibes from merc have been building up for months #he had been hoping things would get better but then something just made him have to accept that it wont work so he made the call #ööääh.... these old men are causing me so much pain

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crepuscularqueens · 10 months ago

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love when things go wrong in such a way that if you get annoyed about it you seem petty and ridiculous. someone spilled my juice and no one will admit to it 😡

#it was helping me feel better and i didn't get to drink much and now it is just me and my anti nausea bands against the world #(they aren't helping as much)#coworkers granddaughter is here and she's 6 years old so everyone else blamed her first #then she said it was my other coworker (not her grandmother) and its like. if it was my coworker (woman in her 50s) weird to blame a child?#if it was the 6 year old then i understand her not wanting people to be mad at her she's a kid idc #i just feel crappy and want this day to be over 😭

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absolutelyfibulas · 3 months ago

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Reminded today of how weirdly liberating it was to have a family meeting earlier this year and realise, in a sudden moment of clarity, that I Don't Like My Older Cousin.

I suddenly went "oh THAT'S what that weird tension I felt around her every time we met in the 30+ years of life I've known her is!", and was able to pinpoint the exact reasons why I don't like her.

Extremely satisfying realisation for my emotionally repressed self, 10/10.

#dutch rambles #the moment that made me realise it was that the first thing my 50 year old cousin said to me #after not seeing me in literal years #was a snarky comment about my parents giving me their old sofa when she wanted it #and i just about managed not to snap back that i'm my parents actual child as opposed to just being someone who acts like one

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menlove · 1 year ago

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one of my Complexes is that I was raised an only child by gen x'ers who were both young, one of whom acted like a sibling, and both whom raised me like they were raised & on the media they were raised on & we were poor enough that I also got the "latchkey kid" complex most gen x'ers had so now when I'm hanging out with gen x, millennials, and gen z (my actual generation) at least 75% of the time I relate more to the gen x'ers like 🧍‍♂️

#I just think it's really funny #my parents accidentally raising a sibling instead of a child makes me feel 50 at 24 #the Amount of times when it's me and a 50 year old making the same references and my peers like. I do not know what you're saying to me #or I'll wind up translating between the two lmfao #and w millennials all my siblings are millennials so I Get Them #meanwhile my own generation I'm just..... we baffle me

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paperconsumption · 2 years ago

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#enstars #yuzuru fushimi #i like how this is just a habit of yuzurus bc he grabs hiiro like that too in the new years scout card #we need a card of him doing it to tori now ‼️#also this whole section was rlly funny with yuzuru acting like tori’s mother but..girl you are a year older than him.#a year ago when yuzuru was tori’s age he was probably doing this same thing. he didn’t let himself be a child like he lets tor*GUNSHOTS*#starry liveblog #<found one old post to tag with this!!! like 50 more to go

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paladinofmidnight · 5 months ago

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Lawmakers in the US: we've banned polygam marriages because we worry about the underage girls getting married to old men!

Me, who just wants to marry my lovely bf and gf one day: idk man, I think getting rid of the laws that 38 states have allowing underage marriage would probably do a much better job at that.

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castielfucks · 6 months ago

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dude actually i think I really don't like my mom

#her dad was disrespectful toward me and keeps trying to contact me through her and my cousin #even though i asked him to stop #my mom sends me a message saying “i know you told me not to pass on his messages but” and proceeds to pass on this nasty old dudes message #i tell her its disrespectful to my boundaries and im not interested in any contact or convo with this dude #and she sends me a vouce message CRYING ????? saying she hates being the middle man???#girl.... you are supposed to be the middle man for your child ? youre a parent ? thats not being a middle man thats parenting???#youre SUPPOSED to protect and defend your child from people they dont want to talk to #and your child getting frustrated when you fail to do so is not “throwing rocks” as she put it oh my GOD #get those fuckin tears out of bere man like i havent been the middle man the peacemaker for our family #since i was able to walk and talk #bitch PLEASE just be a parent!!! be normal about being a parent !!!!!!#how are you 50yo in a different state than your 80yo father and youre still scared of him ????#how do you let your father say some transphobic shit to your child and u shrug with “oh thats just how he is sorry”#youre grown as hell how does someone disown a 50 YEAR OLD ADULT CHILD LMAOOOO #please talk to your theraoist about it and not your youngest child !!! for once !!!!!!!! FOR ONCE !!!!!!!!#*****editing to add i just sent her a vm asking her to clarify what and who she meant by beung a middle man #if she says me im throwing hands verbally

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rewritingcanon · 8 months ago

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ok i lowkey hate days after death (and most of my writing) but chapter 14 ATE DOWNNNN

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eeunwoo · 1 year ago

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#I know my dog passing away is my moms loss too but like. she got totally wasted and now I have to sorta look after her while I’m grieving #as well. I’m like explaining every step to her like to a child. having to relive his last moments and why he had to be put down. to try and #rid her of her guilt because she had to sign the papers even though I would’ve if he was registered under my name #(I was a minor when we brought him to england so we couldn’t do it under my name)#and it’s genuinely not a secret that I’m the person my dog was closest to ever we spent the most time together I was his owner and bestie #so it seems a bit backwards that I’m sitting here having to comfort my drunk mother while she’s wailing ‘what am I gonna do without my toto’#when she sees him for an average of 3 or 4 hours a day #I know that’s awful I’m not trying to say the love is less but I just want to be allowed to grieve him peacefully without having to take #care of a 50 year old in the process #mrow.org

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queenerdloser · 1 year ago

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what i need is like. a how to guide on improving your food health when you’re a tiny baby who only likes carb heavy savory food and doesn’t like to cook and also hates change. basically i need someone to come in & force me to eat better for me bc experience has shown that i crumple at the slightest bit of hardship when it comes to re-aligning my eating habits.

#liveblogging life #food tw #look the fact of the matter is i eat like a frat boy who's away from home for the first time #i survive way too much on cheesy snack cracks and i share taste buds with a finicky five year old child #so every time im like. i dont like how my body feels on this food & i would also like to live past 50 #i just cant ever seem to keep it up #even when i just make small adjustments!!!! i've tried that too man!!!!!#like i dont go from burgers to salads like an idiot i try to do small steps and i just immediately crumple #[lies down on floor]#i miss japan it was so easy to eat better in japan

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